Key Fobs
If I choose the wrong road, it’s my own asphalt.
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If you’re crazy and you know it, take your meds.
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I finally got my shit together, now I can’t find it.
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Sorry I’m late I got stuck in happy hour.
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I can still haul ass, it just takes more trips.
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Say no to drugs…sometimes.
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Silence is gold, duct tape is silver.
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If your joints are stiff, you’re rolling them too tight.
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Some days I wish I had more middle fingers.
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Some days I wish I had more middle fingers. other color
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I solemnly swear…often.
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I’m not going on the next family guilt trip.
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I hope this is the final season of this shit show.
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When I die I want an open blouse funeral.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses their dignty.
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If it ain’t broke, don’t let my kids touch it.
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I feel sorry for people who don’t know me.
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I’m sorry I missed your pity party … again.
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Namaste. Namago.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.
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I’m a ray of sunshine with scattered hot flashes.
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I need more than coffee but less than cocaine.
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Struggling gold digger.
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Killing people with kindness takes too long.
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Stop driving me crazy, I’m close enough to walk.
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Ten percent stud. Ninety percent muffin.
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